this is funny read it.... haha =D

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

she tried to drown a fish

she thought a quarterback was a refund

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

she tripped over a cordless phone

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

she studied for a blood test

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home