this is funny, read it..

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turningback and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

I'd like to be 10 again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to a theme park.

What a day!

He puther on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, theScreaming Monster Roller Coaster everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to aMcDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and achocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite sweets, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bedexhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,Well Dear, what was it like being 10 again??

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

I meant my Dress Size, you idiot!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to getit wrong.

this is funny read it.... haha =D

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

she tried to drown a fish

she thought a quarterback was a refund

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

she tripped over a cordless phone

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

she studied for a blood test

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

hello....
here is another entry...
jus wanted say smth i felt, which is making me feeling very vex.....

hai... HELP.... i am sooo worried... i sort of regreted my choice... how am i going to survive next sem???!!! this job i am now doing at Haagen... paid was so damme !@#$... i think their welfare sux great time... the dun pay extras on weekends n u can onli work a max of 44 hr per week cos they dun want pay OT... u think that fair?? n they are actually very demanding.... u are always under spy.... !@#$%^&.... BUT BUT BUT..... the people there like dun mind at all... cos they get along very well with each other... n are all very used to it.... i mean its like... haagen is making how much per hour n yet they pay so little....

u ask me then y i dun quit.... well... i jus started working... n i dun quite cos this job allow me to cont wrking when sch reopen... but the prob is... the percentage that i will be able to hange on long is not a 100.... n i asked le.. they say if i work for this 1mth will be ard 600 plus at most... so when sch reopen will be like 300 on weekends... i dun mind the sch reopen part.. but the holiday part.. the pay is really too low for me to survive.. n my mum is also nagging me.... saying i so stupid dun work factory (cos they pay more)... work this so little n lousy....

hai.. i am very confused... as in whether i shld quite n look for factory but i really dread going factory cos of some resons.... n when sch reopen i also wanted to work... but if i quit le then how to work back there again rght?? find other... very hard... hai..... i want smth related to services u see.... but also if i wanted to quite (or leave for a moment) the holiday is getting shorter le... and it sort of hard to find cos now alot of pple looking also... hai...

VERY VERY FAN AH!!!!...

and i dread going to work becos of this.... !&%$@##.....

yo... i am back...
seems like i am blogging lesser again... haa...
i mean my blog is getting lessed detailed like the past entries...
maybe cos i am not that free like when in tuitorial... lol....
n some more... my life is getting dull....

alright... soo... 8th march... (wednesday) 8/3/06
its "shan Ba"(38) fu niu jie... the ladies day.... i wasnt appointed for work that day...
also cassie, wenting, ivy, peiling, helene, they wanted to celebrate sinye bday... and so the 7 of us went out to town (orchard).....

haa... u noe wat... my legs hurts alot due to me working the previous day... haa... but i dunno y... when i was setting off to town to meet the gals, my legs dont feel that hurting anymore... lol... funny huh... maybe cos we going shopping??

but anyway, i was late... (partly due to sinye call i received when i was about to prepare to go out... haaa...) hai... poor sinye, didnt have a great bday.. but hope we did make it up for her....

after meeting the gals (ivy, cassie, wenting, peiling and helene), we when to have lunch after getting some stuffs from Takashimaya.... we went to Yoshinoya.. (all the ya ya papaya...lol =D) lol... peiling n wenting help us get the food n i heard they hard a hard time communicating with the counter person... lol.... so we ate our stuff while waiting for sinye.... we make sinye walk from far east over to Taka cos we needed time to write her card...(sorry abt that) lol.... afterwhich peiling n wenting went to get her a cake (with an excuse of going toilet) while sinye does her pieces of art on her face (makeup le).. lol... i was joking that all her cake cosmetic have turned into loose powder under her care.. lol XD.... so we sang her a bday song... (and that counter guy went over to us n ask us not to light the candles on the table... we was like -.-"" *who will light it on the table, on the cake of course* so we understand wat PL n WT was feeling jus now)...

afterwhich, we went for some shopping and later headed to OG orchard cos some of them wanted to look at KATE cosmetic... after they bought some eyeliners from there, we went to the toilet which later turned to a makeup session as they (cassie n sinye) took out their eyeliners n started drawing... haaa.. they say i was distracting them as i look at them from the mirror... i onli wanted to learn mah.... lol... but smth really funny is that i saw no diff while all of them say there is diff.. so cassie n sinye were going "ARGHHHH"..... later they draw it on my eyes n yet i saw no diff... HAHAHA.. "ARGHHHH" ...

so that my day out.. i got home at 7pm n things go as usual.. dinner... tv... bed... lol...

yoz... i am back...

"welcome back welcome back"

haa.. thx huh...

lol...

k.... its kind of lame..... -.-""

i am super duper tired now....
and my legs hurting alot... sob.... guess smth wrong with it le...
might need to chop it off... lol.... =D

hai....
i started work in Haagen-Dazs on sat... haaa... its was really funny when i tot they were kidding me that i have to start work immediately.... i was like
"ya sure i can start right away... haaa (kidding)"
and that person on the other line goes... "can u really start work immediately?? wat time will it be good for u to start??"
i tot he was kidding n it turned out to be true... so thats my 1st day of work...
well... its was tough at 1st... and i was really scared to take the orders... there is so many short forms actually but i dun rem alot... and i dunno the menue well too ..... so i was like asking all the people there wat it was about.... but all of them was really busy n i feel like a retarded over there... hardly having anything to do when all of them are so busy....
its not i dun wanne do... its jus that i keep making mistake n help is hardly available... so i jus try to refrain form taking the orders....

well i was suppose to knocked off at 11pm... but they draged till 11.30... n when i checked the phone... i was like..... OMG... i still have to rush to JP mac to meet the MuA2ck.... n i was totally tired n my feet was feeling horrible.... !!!

so i ruched to meet the muackies and they fetch me from the mrt station... after which we hang out for some while then me n lida took a cab home....

so the next day.... which was sun (5/3).....
i reported for my 2nd day of work.... its wasnt too good either.... but luckily it wasnt the peak hour n there was a nice manager to help me... she gave me the "WU Ling Mi Ji"" which was the short form list to help me with the orders taking.... its was really helpful.... =D

but also... there was a manager who i didnt really like n is scare cos she is rather fierce... as in not scolding me... but like make me feel as though i am very lousy.... cos i wonder maybe i did some wrong stuff?? haii.... anyway its over....

well... the staffs at Haagen-Dazs seems to relate to each other very well... n i feel so out... but things is better today... for it was my third day of work... hee.... n my legs is hurting again.... gosh.... but i am glad as time seems to pass faster now... maybe guess i am getting used to the job... n can manage it better.... i felt so much happier today.... n the people i worked with are areally nice too.... no bad managers n coloured faces.... hee....

oh ya... its SINYE BDAY to day.... so happy 18 Birthday to her!!!
haaa... may u become prettier n younger instead... hee.....

kk.... gtg... bye....

PS: dun miss me too much k... esp CanDY... lol....>.<

HURRAY!!!! *jump up jump downx2*

EXAMS OVER!!!!

i am gonna be promoted to Yr2 soon... (hopefully so)

finally.... i get a good 6 weeks break!!!
but i gonna work during the holiday....
haa...
cos i support my own allowance de lor...
nv work then next sem eat grass le.... o_O... so poor thing....
and tell you wat... my acct are bleeding!!!...
my expenses are getting higher... cos there are so much temptation out there!!!! !@#$.....
and so much outings with friends that required good food that are ex..... haa....
ITS REALLY BLEEDING!!! HELP!!!....

Any job lobang??
my preferred job:
1) reasonable pay like at least $4.50 and above
2) working hours more than 6hr every time...hopefully >10...
3) service line (promotor/ waitress/ sales/ shop asst)
4) commision n basic provided if possible
5) able to let me continue working when sch reopen
6) lively environment
7) good discount for its product... lol

kk... look like alot... but actually not very demanding lor... but if u find it so... then jus take note of point 123... haaa... =D

help me keep a look out k....

thx.....